Who is a Jerk?

If you want to be a jerk, first of all you will need to know that who is a jerk? To know that who is a jerk, you must be willing to become a jerk. And for willing to become a jerk, one must know who a jerk is. To know who a jerk is, simply ask Google to define it for you BUT LISTEN! Mr. Google won't tell you the SECRET! Yeah secret. Do you want to know what is that secret that Google will be hiding from you? If you want so then first of all you must know who a jerk is and therefore you must go through the whole post OR you will never know the SEE-CRET.

Well now either you are smiling or you are being irritated. In the first case, I would like to inform you that you are gonna live an extra year as according to some studies it has been proven that people who laugh easily tend to live one to two years more. In the later case, I would suggest you to apply for our "Being Sarcastic" program. You will be able to complete that program within a week even if you are zero percent sarcastic. If that program really existed, I would give you more information about it but sadly no such program is introduced by me till now. 

Now just cut the chase man I am also getting bored typing this. So jerk is defined as:

So now you know who a jerk is. Well that's great dude. Congratulations! Now wait for my more posts! :D

Wasting time since 1999,
Jerky